q: Who is Mousse?

a: Mousse is a gorgeous bishonen from the popular anime, Ranma ½, which was created by Rumiko Takahashi. He is a master of the concealed weapons. When splashed with cold water, he turns into a duck.

q: Why such a minor character?

a: Because it's being original...there's too many shrines to Ranma, Shampoo, et cetera. I thought Mousse needed a little site dedicated to him.

q: Why don't you have any screenshots?

a: Again, being different. I'm sure anybody who has been to a decent Ranma website has seen every screenshot in the history of the series. The pictures here are mostly fanart or non screenshot / manga pictures (but I still can't resist the proposal to the cow screen -- too cute!).

q: You have less of a life than I do. Mousse is a gay little prick and he sucks.

a: That's not a question. And I also warned Mousse haters to avoid this site. Insult Mousse, and I'll send my little evil killer robots to get you in your sleep.

q: What is TDL?

a: TDL stands for The Dancing La. They consist of six characters, all from Ranma ½: Shampoo, Mousse, Ranma, Ryoga, and Kirin. In one of my fanfics, The Dancing La: The Tale of Shampoo's Band, the six characters get together and start a band. Ever since then, they've been together to make parodies of songs, MST fanfics, and compose MIDIs.

q: You misspelled some words in places (i.e. off course). Why?

a: Either two reasons: one, we didn't run a spell checker, or two, because it's in Daravonese. You might be asking yourself, is that some third world language? The answer is yes, partially. They're all quotes from video games that were originally in Japanese. The translator must have screwed up and typed the phrase the wrong way. The reason we call it Daravonese is because there is a professor in the game Final Fantasy Tactics, who gives you a tutorial of the game. He says weird things like "Ability is a skill you learn with job training", "Items being used are items used in battle", and "goldeneye is eye tat is golden". So we blame every mistranslation on him.

q: What's with the maple leaf in the corner of your site? Are you Canadian or something?

a: Well, aside from the fact you just answered your own question, yes, I am Canadian-born. However, if you make fun of the fact that I am Canadian, I will send my evil killer robots to destroy you all.

q: Why are you fucking crazy?!

a: Because Mr. T said so.

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